Apathasaurus

letsgetdrunkandridedancingpigs:

beminekimpine:

I looked at the facebook profile of a girl’s boyfriend at work,

and under favourite books,

he’s written ‘Ant and Dec’.

I did some research and it turns out

Ant and Dec have never written a book.

But there is a biography of them called ‘Ant and Dec’

So his favourite text, in the entire

Western literary cannon, is that one.

My friend Danny is a constant source of insight and amusement.

Though they have written a book. It’s called “Ooh! What a Lovely Pair.”

And I own it. And it’s fantastic. The boy has excellent taste.

(via jerrabear)